What I Know

I don’t know much but I do know…

• Tomorrow is never guaranteed.
• Make misteaks.

• Make more mistakes.

• Spontaneity.

• Alcohol will never love you back.

• Don’t gamble if you are pissed at losing $20.

• Put your phone away.

• Are people happy when you walk in or walk out?

• If you wear cologne, it should leave when you leave.

• Respect your parents.

• Always carry cash. 
• How can you ever grow old and wise if you were never young and crazy? 
• Never stay out after 2AM more than two nights in a row, unless it is

  epic.

• Ignore the people who shout you down. They’re probably coming from the cheap seats.
• Don’t tell anyone that you hate working there. If you’re still there after three months, they’ll know you are ignorant for staying on.
• Life is stressful. Be kind to others. 
• Drunk and funny guy isn’t funny anymore. 
• Tip more when it is deserved. 
• You don’t have to know everything, but you should understand a little about something.
• Don’t skimp on sunglasses. 
• Learn how to play backgammon. 
• Don’t stop dating your loved one. 
• Your job does not define you.
• Nobody cares where you went to school. 
• Never wear another man’s jersey.
• Have your drink order ready when the bartender asks. 
• When a bartender buys you a round, tip double. 
• Do meditation and sit-ups before you shower every morning.
• Replace socks and underwear every six months. 
• Earn their trust by keeping their secret.
• Have at least one good joke ready to go.
• Eat brunch with friends.
• Act like you’ve been there before. Confidence. 
• Don’t split a check.
• Never cancel plans by text. 
• Nobody cares if you are offended. 
• Use your camera more, not your phone. 
• Know how to defend yourself.
• Don’t skimp on a razor.
• Always bring something to the party.
• Compare yourself to your past, not to others. 
• Always have that go-to recipe. 
• Get outdoors. Often. 
• Eating out alone is great. Find a quiet place to think.
• Use your luggage. 
• Use your passport. 
• Of course you buy her dinner. 
• Short and sweet is always the best. 
• Know when you are wrong and admit it. 
• Monotonous, isn’t it?
• Never be the first or the last one in the pool. 
• Close friends over too many acquaintances.
• Order the salad instead of the fries.
• Share your dessert.
• Read more.
• You are still better off than most who have ever lived.
• Don’t be afraid to ask.
• Support artists by spending money on them.
• You don’t need that last glass. really.
• Open her door.
• Go sweat with someone.
• Buy local.
• Find a favorite jazz artist.
• Don’t stay angry.