Double Dumbass-ness – Chris Denbow

If, when you are dining in a restaurant or shopping, please refrain from using the walkie-talkie feature of your Nextel phone. No one wants to hear that #$@^& chirp sound, nor the ensuing conversation. Also, the mic picks up your voice. You don’t have to yell into the walkie to be heard, dumbass!
If you are a smoker and threw your cancer stick outside of your moving vehicle during the summer-long drought and soaring temps, you are a dumbass. Also, smoking in the car with your window cracked will not prevent your car from smelling like an ashtray, dumbass.