I’ve discovered that I would make an excellent old curmudgeon as I get older. I have just a few more ramblings to unload on you.
- Smoker/drivers: use your car’s ashtray and quit littering the streets
- When you are parked, please don’t empty your old drinks right where other people step out of their car into it.
- Why do female athletic teams have to be called the "Lady Lions" or the "Lady Bulldogs"? Would they not be considered Lionesses? Still bulldogs? What about the "Lady Crimson Tide"? Why not just the Crimson Tide?
- The best use of a girl’s team name, an old orphanage in Illinois has been converted into a high school. The team name? The Orphan Annies. Cuteness.
- The #$%^@ Birmingham Suzuki Man. This guy is making a fortune off of car sales by acting like a moron and embarrassing the city. I can’t turn the channel fast enough.