- How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
- You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
- I’ve Been Flushed From the Bathroom of Your Heart
- I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
- She Got the Gold Mine and I Got the Shaft
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- Drop-Kick Me Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life
- Thank God and Greyhound She’s Gone
- If You Don’t Leave Me Alone I’ll Go and Find Someone Else Who Will
- I’ve Got the Hungries For Your Love and I’m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
- I Fell in a Pile of You and Got Love All Over Me
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- I Wouldn’t Take Her to a Dog Fight Because I’m Afraid She’d Win
- They May Put Me In Prison But They Can’t Stop My Face From Breaking Out
and people ask why I don’t listen to country music…
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